Tired of the same ole mud slinging politics??

2008-04-25T02:56:00.000-07:00

Then it's time to sling some WET PAINT !!!!!

Meet the Wet Paint Girl!

2008-03-25T20:00:00.000-07:00

"Obama Girl"??

BLAH!

Wait until we unleash our new hot "viral" video of "wet paint girl!"

We know all about the psychology of spatial cognition in collaborative augmented virtual environments.
We are experts at adapting interfaces to cognitive styles and sub-cultural differences in high-bandwidth videos.

We're going to slay the youth vote with our new video!

Here's how WET PAINT will become our next President

2008-03-25T19:32:00.000-07:00

Let's do the math ....

(or some extremely complicated boolean logic)

Barack Obama can't win, because he couldn't beat Hillary Clinton among older voters, and the Democrats can't win in November if they don't win older senile voters.

Barack Obama can't win, because he couldn't beat Hillary Clinton among white working class voters, and the Democrats can't win in November if they don't win white working class NASCAR voters.

Barack Obama can't win, because he didn't win the primaries in California and New York and Pennsylvania, and the Democrats can't win if they can't win those big states in a general election.

Barack Obama can't win, because any state or demographic group that went with Hillary Clinton didn't ~really~ prefer Clinton, they opposed Barack Obama. Therefore, all Democratic primary voters who didn't vote for Obama, like single women and drunk abusive white men, are possible or maybe even likely McCain voters in November.

Hillary Clinton can't win, because she couldn't beat Barack Obama among younger voters.

Hillary Clinton can't win, because she couldn't beat Barack Obama among black voters.

Hillary Clinton can't win, because she didn't win the primaries in Illinois and Maryland and Connecticut, and Democrats can't win if they can't win those solidly Democratic states in a general election.

Hillary Clinton can't win, because any state or demographic group that went with Barack Obama didn't ~simply~ prefer Obama, they opposed Clinton. Therefore, all Democratic primary voters who didn't vote for Clinton, like people who oppose the Iraq War and San Francisco latte drinkers, are possible or maybe even likely McCain voters in November.

John McCain can't win, because he couldn't beat Mike Huckabee among conservative evangelical Christian voters, and he can't win in November if he doesn't win over Bible thumping, snake handling, evangelical voters.

John McCain can't win, because he couldn't beat Mitt Romney among Mormon voters, and he can't win in November if he dosen't win Mormon voters - and their three wives.

John McCain can't win, because he didn't win the primaries in Georgia and Kansas and Utah, and Republicans can't win if they can't win those heavily Republican states in a general election.

John McCain can't win, because any state or demographic group that went with Mike Huckabee or Mitt Romney didn't ~really~ prefer Huckabee or Romney, they opposed John McCain. Therefore, all Republican primary voters who didn't vote for McCain, are possible or maybe even likely...

(dribble)

So who the HECK will win in November?

New York City SUPPORTS Wet Paint !!

2008-03-19T16:16:00.000-07:00

obama needs a new paint job!

2008-03-18T16:18:00.000-07:00

Ding Dong! House Lands On Hillary

2008-03-17T16:17:00.000-07:00

Wet Paint is a warning

2008-03-16T16:19:00.000-07:00

Our friends the Trees SUPPORT Wet Paint !

2008-03-15T16:15:00.000-07:00

Offical Campaign Song and Video

2008-03-14T16:14:00.000-07:00

Let the gang of Sesame Street bring it all home;

Wet Paint Song

I'm Wet Paint and I approve this message

Headlines We'd Like To See

2008-03-13T03:58:00.000-07:00

Wet Paint for President 2008